“This is world rat news with your host Bob Gorgonzola….”
Welcome to the rat race!
We are on the wheel and we can’t get off. Running, jumping, spinning, working, eating, sleeping…there is no escape
On tonight’s special find out how to expand your warrens and holes with the latest fashions and styles from Paris and Milan. Beautiful curtains and drapes made from chocolate wrappers. Discover how scientists have created new energy saving furniture from everyday cardboard!
Are you earning enough cheese? Find out in our financial section.
Coming up later we have an in depth preview of this summer’s big blockbuster starring Rat Pit…’Zombie Ratocalypse X’
...and also we will have the delightful Fiona the Stoat promoting race relations wearing a bikini
Ahem…I don’t know quite what inspired this nonsense but it seems like a fun, silly tune with a wacky sense of cheerful, playful humour…ideal for children’s programming, cartoons or some craziness or other.
Files included: Main theme: 2:28 Loop Version 0:45