So its my best mates birthday soon (I actually don’t know when!) and we like to be mean to each other at each others expense, you know that whole mate bond thing.
Anyway, I am going to get some guitar plectrums made up for him, but printed will be my face all happy on one side and serious on the other.
Also I am going to get an artist to sketch my face looking all ‘deep and serious’ and then sign it myself saying something like ‘To George my biggest fan, all the best, Kris’. And then get him to hang it up in his studio.
Any other ideas of what I can do to troll him?