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Bedros
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No updates..? OMG How could it be !? Corporate Bundle is just a waste of money , will never buy a bundle again…
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DaniMun
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Commandline russian roulette:
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo rm -rf / || echo *Click*
EDIT: Added an extra ‘echo’ to prevent injury :P

That really made my day :)

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SamBerson
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Commandline russian roulette:
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && echo rm -rf / || echo *Click*
EDIT: Added an extra ‘echo’ to prevent injury :P
That really made my day :)

Me too! :)

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Australia
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Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbour’s dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says ‘To hell with this!’ & storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks ‘What did you do?’

Paddy replies ‘I’ve put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!’

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abhimanyusharma003
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Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbour’s dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says ‘To hell with this!’ & storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks ‘What did you do?’

Paddy replies ‘I’ve put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!’
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candeed
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Have you read this funny email conversation about a brochure design job ? GraphicRiver authors should read that joke.. Haha..

:D

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CarlosViloria
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los chistes en ingles no me causan gracia :|

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A man in a taxi ride touches the taxi driver’s shoulder because he wanted to ask him something. The driver starts yelling verry scared, looses control of the vehicle, barely avoids a bus, flyes over the sidewalk and finally stops few centimeters from a shop’s window. After few seconds of silence the driver screams: - Don’t ever do that again. You scared me to death The pasanger sais: - I’m sorry, I just wanted to ask you something, I dind’t realise you can get so scared because of a simple touch - Well, it’s my fault too. This is my first day as a taxi driver. For the last 25 years I used to be an undertaking car dvirer.

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joiaco
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Have you read this funny email conversation about a brochure design job ? GraphicRiver authors should read that joke.. Haha.. :D

Very good, thanks for sharing. Some healthy tips on design!!

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CodingJack
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A skit instead of a joke, but still makes me laugh hysterically every time I watch it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLMTvxOaeE
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