Getting ready to leave Indianapolis area! See you guys down there!
Have fun everyone.. so wish I could be there – when you want to enjoy some sun on the beach as a meet up hola at me here in Florida
I can only hope tonight goes better than this morning. I woke up gasping for air, thinking my dog still had gas from the previous day, but when the air didn’t clear I got out of bed to find a tiny poo nugget on the floor. I was actually relieved that’s all I found and not what could have been there since my two large dogs are 50 and 80 pounds. It was easy enough to flush down the toilet and luckily not messy or anything. I’m not very experienced at describing poo but I’m sure you get the point.
I let the dogs outside so they could hopefully finish what they started in my bedroom. I returned to the bedroom to get dressed and was amazed at how this tiny poo nugget completely saturated my bedroom in stench. Even after flushing it the room was nearly unbearable. I went to the bathroom, which smelled just as bad, and got the air freshener. I went into Rambo mode with the Febreeze spraying it everywhere. As I moved through the room I was surprised that the closet stunk too. It was as if this smell had contaminated everything. At this point I was almost impressed by my dog’s prowess to create so much odor from so little. And that’s when I saw the huge pile of diarrhea in the closet.
It took hours to clean the mess off the carpet and I don’t think there is enough air freshener in the world to make the smell disappear. I’ll probably have to wash all the clothes in that closet just to get the smell out and I’m considering repainting my bedroom in the hope it will make a dent in the stink. If that doesn’t work we’ll just have to sell the house.
Hope that beginning to my day was not symbolic of how it will continue. I’m looking forward to a cold beer and the company of fellow authors, Envato-ees and anyone else in attendance tonight.
I made it here in Nashville, I mean Nashbuild. It’s construction everywhere. Don’t pay attention to the streetlights but the small men directing and dodging traffic. Also, second guess street signs. There will be signs saying that you can turn both ways and then a newly added sign below it that says you can only turn one way. I suppose since the flood, things have had to change a little. They’re rebuilding and everyone who’s a “townie” knows what streets are the right ones to take. Good luck if you’re from out of town. It’s all good, though. Glad to be here. Lucky to find a room. Not so lucky with what it cost… I need to sell more songs! 1.5 hours till meetup begins.
Just got back from Bailey’s, it was a pleasure meeting you all! Had some great conversations with a very helpful and considerate Envato team. Hope we can do it again sometime, you guys rock!
Just got back from Bailey’s, it was a pleasure meeting you all! Had some great conversations with a very helpful and considerate Envato team. Hope we can do it again sometime, you guys rock! -Jake
Oh yay! Glad you had a good time, I can’t wait to hear how everything went!
Just made it back to my hotel. It was much more enjoyable than my day started. I really enjoyed meeting everyone and can certainly see why Envato attracts so many awesome people.
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