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MSFX Moderator says

^ lol at both of the above :D

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Giallo says

hahahahah indeed amazing the last 2 indeed, specially the last one :D

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Giallo says

There’s this group of italian farmers that own some farms with animals.

One of the farmer is telling stories to his family, and he starts to tell when he lost a sheep and he and his farmer friends went to search for it. When they found it, they were so happy the sheep wasn’t lost, they had sex with the sheep like every good Sardinian farmer does.

One day the farmer whos telling the story, lost a cow and he and his friends started to search for it..and when they found the cow they were so happy they made sex with it.

One of the kids in the table says:”Hey Dad why don’t you tell us a sad story, your stories always ending well” And he answered: “A bad story? The time I got lost..”

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DarkstarDesigns says

I have let this go on long enough and i have enjoyed all the replys, the winner is the what you all waiting to here.

The Winner is “markburbery”

I do love my dogs so this one stuck out for me, he also sent me an email of funny dog gifs

Many thanks
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MSFX Moderator says

great choice, probs my favourite too :D

Congrats! :D

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DarkstarDesigns says

Mark i will send your code to you now have fun playing!

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Playnethemes says

Congratulations Mark! :) Have fun playing mate :p

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RedwoodSoftware says

Just Got your email thanks so much for choosing me it mean a lot, i cant wait to play.

Cheers

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WebSmacker says

I’m dead now anyway. Congrats Mark! lol

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