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DoYaSeeMe
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Well, i could use some followers myself :D

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djlaw
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Following! :p

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doru
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who needs followers, just buy a file from me, a cheaper one its ok, send me a message so I can verify you did that, and I will follow you. :D

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flashjunkie
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who needs followers, just buy a file from me, a cheaper one its ok, send me a message so I can verify you did that, and I will follow you. :D

struggling for sales there Doru? :P

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YasenSlavov
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Erm…the “follow me” craziness kicked in and…well this can’t be that bad….follow me! follow me! :D

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djlaw
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who needs followers, just buy a file from me, a cheaper one its ok, send me a message so I can verify you did that, and I will follow you. :D
struggling for sales there Doru? :P

Lol

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doru
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who needs followers, just buy a file from me, a cheaper one its ok, send me a message so I can verify you did that, and I will follow you. :D
struggling for sales there Doru? :P

I just offer an answer to what the market needs :D

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MarkBrodhuber
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I refuse to follow anyone without receiving payment first.

If you would like to be followed by me, please send me a self addressed, stamped envelope along with a check or a money order payable to the GREATEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE . Trust me, I wont have any problems cashing it, the bank tellers know my by that, and announce it when I walk in. The envelope you send me will be filled with confetti and mailed backed to you, so you can hold onto it, and when you see I’m following you, you can open it, and throw the confetti in the air to celebrate that the GPITU (greatest person in the universe) is one of your followers.

Also I will allow you to add to the top of your profile and descriptions on items this text.

“Two thumbs, way up” says MarkBrodhuber.

Following fee is a mystery amount. Only I know how much it costs to have me follow you. Send me the money, and if its correct you’ll get the confetti mail back. If it’s wrong, I keep the money you did send, and you have to try again. If you are wrong 3 times, the price doubles.

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scottrockers
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lol, nice.

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